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Post by jeanniegirl on Mar 7, 2007 17:10:57 GMT -5
those are all great, guys!!! ;D okay, here are some of my favorites: from the Greatest Entertainer in the World Tony: I don't have one single friend in show business. Roger: That's right. Most of them are married. from My Double Crossing Master Roger: Wait...who's you? Tony : Roger, I'm me and you're you. That's what makes the world go round.
I can't remember what episode this is from but it's really funny
Jeannie's Mom [to Tony]: May the vultures descend and pick your bones.
Doctor Bellows: May the vultures descend and pick your bones?
from One of Our Bottles is Missing
Roger: Oh, I just lost my marbles!
from My Master the Spy
Tony: Do you know the old warehouse by the beach?
Roger: Yes, I know the old warehouse. It is by the beach.
I'm not sure what episode this is from either
Tony: Roger, where are you going?
Roger [after he had just spent a lot of time with Doctor Bellows, trying to distract him while Tony was off fixing one of Jeannie's boo boos by telling him that he had dreams about being a monkey. He is now kinda upset]: I'm gonna go home, put on my pajamas, climb a tree, and act like a monkey!
LOL ;D
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 7, 2007 20:25:15 GMT -5
hee hee jeanniegirl you've got me laughing! Yours are all terrific.
from My Double Crossing Master
I love that one too... really funny episode.
Oh my gosh I haven't seen this episode in so long... isn't it the one (I don't know the title) where Jeannie's Mama develops a crush on Dr. Bellows? That's a really funny line and I barely remember it... thanks for posting it!
I love that whole scene... Roger is hilarious in it! Makes me laugh out loud no matter how many times I see it!
I know where this one is from! It's from "Get Me to Mecca on Time"... one of my absolute faves of the entire series.
I love this thread! It's so fun to read the lines and then remember the scenes... brightens the day!
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Post by desir on Mar 8, 2007 18:18:08 GMT -5
in the yacht murder case... Tony : good morning Jeannie, you're hungry ? Jeannie : oh yes Tony : help yourself to anything you'd like She kisses himTony : I'm not on the menu... Try the sausage, huh !  |
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 8, 2007 19:02:56 GMT -5
Cute one desir!
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Post by suzie on Mar 9, 2007 9:03:13 GMT -5
Hi everyone. I'm baaaack!
Favourite lines...too many to mention but here's a few that come to mind. Usually anything said by Roger or an exasperated Dr Bellows:
[Tony has been calling round the house for Jeannie (calling her 'Darling') when Roger walks in]
Tony: Oh hey, Roger. I was just talking to myself, you know.
Roger: You call yourself darling?
This line is wonderfully delivered by Bill.
Dr Bellows: [on phone] Yes sir, they'll be full reports. Kennedy, Davis, Henderson....[sees Jeannie through the window]...and a girl in a Harem costume. What? Oh, no. Nothing General.
[Jeannie is locked in a safe and Tony is talking to her through the door when Dr Bellows walks in]
Tony: You're warm, comfortable. And I love you.
Dr Bellows: Have you been in love with that safe long, Captain Nelson?
Tony: Oh no, sir. You don't understand. You see, it's just a safe...
Dr Bellows: But it's a warm, comfortable safe, isn't it?
[Jeannie has just broken a vase]
Tony: What's this?
Roger: A birthday present for Dr Bellows!
Can't think of anymore right now but I'll see if I can recall any other good ones.
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 9, 2007 11:49:25 GMT -5
Welcome back!
Yeah, that's a great one... what episode is that? Season 1 isn't it?
LOL!
A similar quote to that one is the episode where Jeannie blinks up Tony Millionaire and Tony desperately needs to get hold of Roger because he wants to tell Jeannie her birthday, and of course only Roger has it... Tony is talking to Roger on the phone and Dr. Bellows is there but Tony doesn't want Dr. Bellows to know it's Roger so he pretends it's his mother:
Tony: Mom, Dr. Bellows is here...
Roger: Oh, well say hi to the old battleax for me...
Tony: Mother... sends her best...
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Post by suzie on Mar 10, 2007 7:07:30 GMT -5
Yeah, the bit where Tony's calling round the house is from 'Russian Roulette'. Great episode and love the ending when Jeannie blinks up a fake Tony to trick Sonja into leaving.
Actually, it's funny, I was thinking about this quote when I submitted the other one but couldn't remember which episode it was from. I thought that both quotes were significant because as far as I could remember, prior to this neither Tony nor Roger had actually spelled out how they really felt about Dr Bellows -neither one had actually said the words, "God, what a pain Dr Bellows is!"
Have thought of some more great quotes, though what really makes them great is the episode they're from - "Where'd You Go-Go" which is one of my favourites. It's the one when Roger meets Jeannie for the first time (she's wearing civilian clothes) and she accepts a date with him in order to make Tony jealous. And it works, big time!
[Jeannie has just reversed into the side of Roger's car]
Roger: You idiot! You moron! Boy, I have seen some stupid driving in my time but I have never seen [sees Jeannie]...such a beautiful woman in my whole life. How about dinner tonight?
Jeannie: Oh I'm sorry, I must have ruined your car.
Roger: Oh, it's nothing. How about dinner tonight?
Jeannie: But I have broken the eye that shines in front!
Roger: Oh don't worry about it, I'll get another one. How about dinner tonight?
Jeannie: I cannot have dinner with you but I should do something about your car.
Roger: Do something about me, how about dinner tonight?
Jeannie: [laughs] You are very persistant.
Roger: Also very lovable, how about dinner tonight?
Jeannie: [to Roger] I bet you would notice if you were having breakfast with a chimpanzee.
Tony: Not if he was reading a newspaper.
Diane: The thing I like about this conversation is that I don't know what anybody's talking about.
Great scene. Diane's bewilderment is hilarious and the looks that Jeannie and Tony are giving each other over the table...well, let's just say you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife!
Jeannie: Oh Master, you did go to Captain Healy's apartment!
Tony: Only for a moment.
Jeannie: Oh, you were worried about me!
Tony: A little bit. [angrily] Jeannie, there's one thing you have to remember about me.
Jeannie: What is that?
Tony: [relenting] I'm only human. [Kisses her passionately]
Love, LOVE that scene. Great kiss and initiated by Tony for once.
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 10, 2007 11:30:31 GMT -5
Yeah, that's a really cute episode... I haven't seen it in a while and you've inspired me to go watch it!
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Post by suzie on Mar 11, 2007 5:39:27 GMT -5
That's so strange, after talking about this episode I went and did exactly the same thing! Ended up feeling sorry for Roger all over again. I mean Roger's obviously meant to be a bit of a ladies man but he falls really hard for Jeannie, even wants to marry her, and yet he can't have her. This whole storyline ends up feeling a bit glossed over in my opinion - but then it is a comedy I guess. If they'd wanted to make it more interesting they could definitely have had a whole love triangle thing going on for a while, even after Roger found out she was a genie.
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 11, 2007 12:17:03 GMT -5
Yeah they definitely could have drawn out that storyline for a while if they had wanted to, although I think that just would have broken Roger's heart more... he knew that it was Jeannie and Tony who were meant to be together.
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Post by theduck on Mar 13, 2007 13:46:36 GMT -5
I LOVE this thread!
Dr. B: "Please gentlemen just say the first thing that comes to your mind."
Roger: "I'd like to get out of here."
Dr. B: "Sit back down."
Roger: "You said say the first thing that came to my mind."
Same scene few lines later...
Tony: "We were trying to simulate rain, Sir."
Roger: "Yeah, and it worked too."
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Tony: "If you caring for Mrs. Djinn Djinn's babies is any indication, then I think someday you'll make a great mother."
Jeannie: "You mean I will have puppies too?"
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Jeannie: "Master, do you want me to get the bank robbers back to the bank and the bank money to the police, or the other way around?
Tony: "The other way around"
Jeannie: "Yes Master."
She blinks out, and Tony's starts to scribble on paper.
Jeannie blinks back in.
Jeannie: "Master, which should I do fisrt?"
Tony: "Here I have written it out for you."
Jeannie: "Oh how clever."
Tony slams notepad down, and Jeannie flinches.
Jeannie: "Well, I only wanted to get it right!"
Tony: "GO!!"
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Post by theduck on Mar 13, 2007 14:14:41 GMT -5
Tony: "You went down a one way street the wrong way?"
Jeannie: "Well, that is what the policemen said, but the red light was so tiny."
Tony: "You went through a red light?"
Jeannie: "Yes Master, but it's not my fault"
Tony: "And they towed the car away."
Jeannie: "Yes, Master, but other than that I had no problem at all."
Tony: "Jeannie! I ... You!!"
Jeannie blinks out.
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Post by theduck on Mar 13, 2007 14:26:30 GMT -5
Tony: "Why?"
Jeannie: "Why?"
Tony: "Now when you start repeating everything I say, I know that I'm in trouble now what's going on?"
Jeannie: "Going on?"
Tony: "Jeannie!"
Jeannie: "I ... I mean, what ... what could be going on?"
Tony: "I don't know ... that is what I want to find out."
Jeannie: "Find out?"
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Post by jeannietonyfan on Mar 13, 2007 22:11:37 GMT -5
I love that one!!!!
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Post by theduck on Mar 14, 2007 0:00:58 GMT -5
Thought of another one.
Jeannie: "Good morning Master. Did you sleep well?"
Tony: "It's the most comforatable DRAWER I ever slept in."
Larry's delivery is perfect!
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